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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Thursday, March 25, 2010
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
How Everything Goes to Hell in a Zombie Apocalypse (Illustrated)
Leave it to The Oatmeal to boil down the beginnings of a Zombie Apocalypse to illustrations. The best part, it's pretty much the plot of all your most recent zombie themed movies. I'm including only a snippet below, so be sure to stop over at The Oatmeal's website to view the full illustration and prepare to laugh your ass off.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
The Sims Horror Movie Trailer
God bless College Humor!
"They won't let me sleep...they won't let me eat..."
"They won't let me sleep...they won't let me eat..."
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Self-mutilating pumpkins in "Halloween Awakening"
Aww, what a cute pumpkin, cutting himself into a jack-o-lantern...hey, wait, I see strings, this is fake?!
Friday, October 23, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
My Zombie PinUp: Where Beauty Eats BRAAAIIINNNSSS!
Is there anything sexier than a partially decomposed zombie babe in lacey bras and garters? No, I didn't think so. To order a calendar of your very own, click here. Below are my favs.
MISS JUNE
MISS FEBRUARY
MISSES SEPTEMBER
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Cats on Halloween
As cool as cats are, they can also freak out pretty easily. Witness these two brave moggies battling against what must be to them some pretty damn scary Halloween shenanigans...
Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Halloween Cakes That Kick Ass
If only Duncan Hines boxed these cakes! Inspired by some of the delectably scary discoveries of fellow horror enthusiast @1twistedmind, I went searching through Flickr and found these tasty treats for you to sink your teeth into.
Bleeding Brains, always a hit at parties. (source)
I wonder if we'll find corn from 1987 if we cut open the large intestine. (source)
Nothing says cute and fun like a day at the lake. (source)
I have nothing witty for this one, it's just neat. (source)
Scary and beautiful. (source)
Eat this one before he eats you. (source)
Once again, nothing witty to spout, just super cool. (source)
There's always one horny devil at each party. (source)
Saved the best for last: FETUS CAKE
This has got to be one of the most inventive, sick cakes I've ever seen.
I wonder who the brave soul was who hacked into this thing first.
Definitely read the story from the cake maker on the source page.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Keanu Reeves vs A Squirrel
Cracked.com has got to be one of the best sites known to man. Each time I click on one of their posts, I'm guaranteed to laugh myself until I pee, and sometimes worse. While this post is not really about horror movies (though it does discuss Bram Stoker's Dracula), it does discuss one of the most terrifying things I've ever witnessed: Keanu Reeves attempting a British accent. Below is an excerpt from The 4 Worst Fake Foreign Accents in Movie History for your reading enjoyment. I dare you not to laugh out loud.
KEANU REEVES SUCKS
"Let's say that you had just been given the green light on a new biopic: Keanu Reeves: An Inexplicable Career and your two choices for the lead are Keanu Reeves and a squirrel that had stumbled into your office eating a banana. You would at least have to think about picking the banana squirrel, and tweaking a few scenes in the movie so that it was now called Banana Squirrel: Electric Buggaboo.
Which is to say that Keanu Reeves has enough trouble speaking and acting in his native tongue. Why on Earth would he try to tackle a completely different accent? To be honest, we don't have a clue, but he did exactly that in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Watch here as he just absolutely butchers every line he attempts, with a special verve saved for the entire monologue on the train.
What was that Keanu? Byyyyudapest? Where on a map is Byyyyudapest? Immediately following this movie he starred in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, finally earning one of the emotions he channeled in Dracula."
KEANU REEVES SUCKS
"Let's say that you had just been given the green light on a new biopic: Keanu Reeves: An Inexplicable Career and your two choices for the lead are Keanu Reeves and a squirrel that had stumbled into your office eating a banana. You would at least have to think about picking the banana squirrel, and tweaking a few scenes in the movie so that it was now called Banana Squirrel: Electric Buggaboo.
Which is to say that Keanu Reeves has enough trouble speaking and acting in his native tongue. Why on Earth would he try to tackle a completely different accent? To be honest, we don't have a clue, but he did exactly that in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Watch here as he just absolutely butchers every line he attempts, with a special verve saved for the entire monologue on the train.
What was that Keanu? Byyyyudapest? Where on a map is Byyyyudapest? Immediately following this movie he starred in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, finally earning one of the emotions he channeled in Dracula."
Monday, October 12, 2009
Best Song Evar! "Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton
I don't know how this song has been around for a couple of years and I'm only just now hearing it. This is such a catchy song, you'll be tapping your feet and singing along by the second chorus. Check out more of Jonathan Coulton's music by clicking here.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
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